[Note: The Parsley Report initially appeared on Twitter. It has been transferred to here due to my distrust of the Twitter platform.]
PARSLEY THE LION: Herb research re-engaged!
FERN: Beware Freddie, Parsley!
PARSLEY: Sent him packing.
GREENFEATHER: Nasty brute! A man called his child “Merciless” just after Freddie killed a man in The Ship! He said he was drinking and partying with women when a man had possibly jumped off Beachy Head.
FERN: So Freddie was right to rebuke!
PARSLEY: But he forgot! “Always protect the little children.” Rule number one for us, Fern.
GREENFEATHER: Quite correct, Parsley, and beware the Giants too!